At the end of the day, Michelangelo just isn't ready for any sort of serious commitment.

Plus, let's be real – how many times can someone yell 'cowabunga' before it gets old? Especially when he says it every time you make out. Sure, they can come in handy when fighting off evil Foot Clan ninjas, but we don't want to come home to find giant holes in the wall or accidentally get whacked in the head while Mikey is practicing his moves. And don't even get us started on those nunchakus. In moments of stress, his go-to coping mechanism is stuffing his face with pizza. Michelangelo may be the most sensitive of the turtles, but he's also a total party dude.

Michelangelo is too immature and irresponsible to be a good boyfriend. Leonardo doesn't have what you're looking for. Sorry Leo, it's time to find someone who knows how to share the spotlight and share household chores. Bottom line: Leonardo may make a great TMNT leader, but not an ideal boyfriend. Plus, can we talk about how much of a commitment issue he has? He's obsessed with becoming the ultimate leader of the Ninja Turtles instead of focusing on building a strong partnership. Sure, he may be able to take out the bad guys with his trusty katanas, but can you imagine him bossing you around in a relationship? 'You forgot to empty the dishwasher, I told you THREE TIMES!' No thanks. Let's face it, Leonardo may be brave and focused with a strong sense of honor, but his leadership skills border on dictator-like behavior. Leonardo is too bossy and controlling to be the best Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle boyfriend. Read on and we'll tell you who it is… and why it might be best to look elsewhere for your romantic needs. Even so, one stands out from the rest as the best possible option if you've got your shell set on finding that lean, green dating machine. For one thing, they're more concerned with eating pizza and battling the Foot Clan than they are in forming close emotional bonds with a significant other. Don't be shell-shocked – all four Ninja Turtles would make terrible boyfriendsĪs it turns out, none of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would make the ideal romantic partner. We all have our favorite when it comes to kicking some shell, but which one would make the best boyfriend? We carefully examined the pros and cons of each turtle to see who comes out on top in terms of boyfriend material. Reliable as usual, LOLtron came up with two things teens love: ninja turtles, and shipping! From there, our mission was clear. So we asked LOLtron what to write about if we want to bring in a young, hip Gen Z audience.

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